12
Nov

Free Jason Cosmo!

   Posted by: Dan McGirt   in Books, Dan McGirt, Jason Cosmo, Uncategorized

Greetings, Loyal Reader!

Jason Cosmo was first published by NAL/Signet in 1989 and in the U.K. by Pan Books in 1990. My debut novel was a mass market paperback original — which is the equivalent of a movie going straight to DVD. I realize that hardback is considered more prestigious but, honestly, I’m not sure I would pay thirty bucks or more to read Jason Cosmo–and I wrote it! The Jason Cosmo series is unabashedly and unashamedly pop fiction, genre fiction, pulp fiction–take your pick. It is not intended to deliver some profound message or deep insight into the human condition. I mean, come on, there is a talking strawberry in this book!

My sole purpose is to entertain you for a few hours, depending on how fast you read. Hopefully you’ll laugh at the parts that are supposed to be funny–and not at the parts that aren’t. That’s all I ask. So paperback is good enough for me.

And, apparently, for the New York Public Library.

I have always loved libraries. My affection for large congregations of books goes like this: 1) Libraries 2) Used Bookshops, preferably with the books spilling out onto the floor and stacked dangerously close to the ceiling. Ideally with a cat in residence. 3) Chain bookstores that sell overpriced coffee.

I practically grew up in the local public library. I was in the Summer Reading Club. In elementary and middle school, I would sneak inside at recess to sit in the library. In high school, I was there before class, after class, during lunch and between classes. At university, same thing. I roamed the shelves at random. I checked out books that had not been borrowed in decades, if ever. When I had a job that allowed me borrowing privileges at the Library of Congress, I ordered up ten or twelve books at a time. I love the library — and if you have anything bad to say about libraries, I will fight you.

Even so, I will confess that I never thought of Jason Cosmo, Royal Chaos, and Dirty Work as library books. At the local public library I frequented as a young lad, there was a spinning rack loaded with ragged paperbacks that you could check out, but they weren’t arranged in any kind of order. I’m not sure they were even listed in the card catalog, which is the penultimate insult for a library book. (For you Millennials a “card catalog” was like an online catalog made of paper). Paperback books were the Dalits of the Dewey Decimal System, the unclean underclass, the proles of print.

Naturally, I read them by the armload.

I never had any expectation that my paperback originals would end up in any library, except perhaps in the aforementioned refugee book rack. The only exception of which I was aware until recently was the school library of my high school alma mater, Oconee County High School (Go Warriors!). In a very special ceremony the Beta Club (of which I was a former president) or maybe the Student Council (of which I was also a former president) presented the school library with copies of Jason Cosmo and Royal Chaos. Copies which, as I recall, had aftermarket hardback covers bolted on so that they could reside on the shelves with the respectable books. I don’t know if they are still in the OCHS Library collection (or if anyone ever checked them out). Perhaps some current student could let me know.

Enter Google.

Yes, I Google myself frequently. Sometimes several times a day. I just like to make sure that I still exist. Because remember kids — if it isn’t on the internet, it’s not real.

Anyhow, Google has a cool feature called Google Book Search. Which, among other things, will point you to WorldCat.org, where you can search the electric online catalogs of libraries around the world and tell you which libraries have a particular book in their collections.

This is how I recently learned that the New York Public Library has Jason Cosmo on the shelf. I thought that was pretty cool.

You can also check out my books from the Ohio State University library in Columbus, Ohio … Boston Public Library (Boston, Mass.) … Grand Rapids Public Library (Grand Rapids, Michigan) … Rainsville Public Library (Rainsville, Alabama) … Danville Public Library (Danville, Illinois) … Dallas Public Library in Dallas, Texas (3 copies!) … and libraries in Olathe, Kansas … Aurora, Colorado … Tempe, Arizona … Riverside, California … and a few dozen more.

But what if you’re in Europe? Well then, just head over to Trinity College, Dublin. Or the British Library, Wetherby branch. Or Wolverhampton City Library. The Greenwich Public Library has Jason Cosmo.

So does the Bodleian Library at Oxford.

Something I wrote is shelved in one of the oldest and most famous libraries in the world. Scary.

Cambridge University has it too. Though it is “not borrowable”. Too valuable to circulate, I suppose.

All very posh, you say, but what if I live in the Southern Hemisphere? No problem! Try the Wellington City Library in New Zealand. You can also get your fix of Cosmo mirth in Perth, at Murdoch University Library.

I had no idea my book was in such wide circulation. Some authors get bent out shape over the idea of people reading their books for free in the library (or buying used copies). I get their point about lost sales. But so what? Obviously, I love paying customers and I want my books to sell, but I’m not the @!%& RIAA.

To me, being against libraries is like being against air. Much of the knowledge I’ve managed to stuff into my head, along with many hours of enjoyment, came from library books. I owe a great debt of gratitude to libraries–and the librarians who staff them. So I am both thrilled an honored to know that my little books have a home on library shelves around the world.

If you haven’t been in a while, why not visit your local public library? I’m sure they’d be glad to see you. While you’re there, see if they have the collected works of Dan McGirt and let me know by posting a comment.

Best regards,
Dan McGirt

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Greetings, Loyal Reader!

How is Dan McGirt like Stephen King?

Well, we’re both authors. And there all resemblance ends.

Mr. King is the ridiculously prolific master of modern horror fiction. I am not. My fiction tastes, as both reader and writer, run more to adventure stories of all kinds–fantasy, science fiction, contemporary thrillers, the pulps, the classics. Not that I don’t enjoy stories that include elements of horror. I do. I love old school vampire stories. F. Paul Wilson’s Repairman Jack books are awesome. I loved Relic. I’m an H.P. Lovecraft fan. Poe was a genius. I’ve read many other horror authors, including Mr. King. But I am by no means a horror fan. Let me put it this way–I’ll visit the Horror section in the bookstore, but it is never my first stop.

Another thing I am not is a short story writer. When I was in high school, my mom enrolled me in a Writer’s Digest short story writing course. I’m sure that is all done online now, but back then it worked something like this. You got a big notebook of lessons in the mail and you were assigned an instructor, who was a published author contracted by Writer’s Digest. You did a lesson and mailed it to your instructor, who mailed it back with comments, constructive criticism and advice. Then you did the next lesson. By the end of the course, you have supposedly written a short story ready to submit for publication.

I was fortunate to be paired with horror writer J.N. Williamson. He was an outstanding gentlemen and a very patient and encouraging instructor. (He passed away in 2005). At the time there was a horror fiction bubble underway and I, as an aspiring young author, thought I should try my hand at horror despite my lack of real affinity for the genre. As I recall, my story was about an Aleister Crowley type black magician who had perished in some unholy ritual and was now haunting the personal computer of an aspiring writer. Kind of H.P. Lovecraft meets PC Weekly. Yes, it was about as awful as you might imagine. But in my defense, a possessed computer was still an arguably original idea in the early 80s, if only because desktop computers were so new then. (In retrospect, no home computer at the time could possibly have had enough memory to hold a demon or evil spirit. That wouldn’t happen until Windows came along. But I did not know that at the time.)

Well, I did complete the course. I may have submitted the resulting story to a couple of publications. Mr. Williamson even graciously extended me a standing invitation to submit a story for one of the horror anthologies he occasionally edited. But, as noted above, becoming a horror author was not my calling. Nor, for that matter, was being a short story writer.

Like many neophyte writers I assumed that a short story, being shorter, was easier to write than an entire novel and that I should thus concentrate on getting a few short stories published before attempting an entire book.

That does seem logical. It is also dead wrong. Short stories are much, much harder to do well. Loftier writers than I can explain why, but basically you’ve got to establish your premise, your setting, your characters, set up the conflict and resolve it all within 3000 words or so. That ain’t easy. It is an art and a skill I have never developed. A book on the other hand, gives you much more room to run. Not that book-writing doesn’t have its own challenges. But to my mind being a good short story writer is the far more admirable achievement.

Having firmly established that I am neither a horror writer, nor a short story writer (but see fellow Georgian Jon Hansen), I will now, in honor of Halloween, share with you a horror short story I wrote.

Okay, It is actually a prologue from an unfinished novel of mine about a supernatural troubleshooter and ghost hunter, but it also works–to the extent it works at all–as a self-contained story. So I slapped a title on it, converted it to PDF and called it a short story. It has nothing to do with Jason Cosmo, but I wanted to share a Halloween story, so I dug this out of the Idea Vault.

This is the season when Hollywood rolls out the latest crop of slasher films. In this story, Beginner’s Luck, we meet an aspiring slasher. We also learn why Dan McGirt is not Stephen King.

You can read or download the story as an Adobe Acrobat pdf file*

Best regards,

Dan McGirt

*You’ll need Adobe Acrobat Reader, of course. But you knew that.

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21
Oct

Magic in Jason Cosmo

   Posted by: Dan McGirt   in Dan McGirt, Fantasy, Jason Cosmo, Magic, Uncategorized


Greetings, Loyal Reader!

Over at Tor.com, author Jane Lindskold posits that “In discussions of magic in Fantasy fiction, a frequently argued point is whether or not systemized magic somehow ruins the “magical” feeling of a work of fiction by making magic a poor copy of science.”

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12
Oct

Jason Cosmo Cover Story, Part 3

   Posted by: Dan McGirt   in Books, Dan McGirt, Fantasy, Jason Cosmo, book covers

A Note to Loyal Readers of the Future: From my blog stats I can tell that few people are reading the Jason Cosmo Update here in October of 2008. So chances are that if you’re reading this at all, you’re doing so in the distant future, perhaps in a time in which the Jason Cosmo books have become the basis for a new Golden Age of universal peace, prosperity, and astonishing artistic, scientific and technological wonders. I don’t know, because I haven’t written that particular book yet here in the present. What I do know if that this post provides answers to questions posed in the previous post Jason Cosmo Cover Story, Part 2. So you should read that one first. — Dan McGirt

Greetings, Loyal Reader!

Pencils down!

Last time I invited you to find the errors in the back cover copy on the original edition of Jason Cosmo, of which there are at least seven. (Special thanks to the precisely one of you who shared your answers with the rest of us.) This time, as promised, I will reveal my answers. Some errors are straightforward and some are a question of interpretation, as you’ll see. Read the rest of this entry »

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Greetings, Loyal Reader! Time to take another look at the original edition of Jason Cosmo. Run grab your copy from its treasured place in your safety deposit box, personal vault, or climate-controlled glass display case. I’ll wait.

Got it? Great! Previously, we considered the cover art by Richard Hescox. This time we’re going to focus on the words. Read the rest of this entry »

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26
Sep

Fantasy Women of Fantasy

   Posted by: Dan McGirt   in Books, Dan McGirt, Fantasy, Fiction, Jason Cosmo, SF, Uncategorized

Sapphrina and Rubis Corundum

Greetings, Loyal Reader. So one occasional complaint from some of my female friends who also happen to be Loyal Readers themselves is that there aren’t any strong female characters for them to identify with in Jason Cosmo. Read the rest of this entry »

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19
Sep

Talk Like a Pirate Day

   Posted by: Dan McGirt   in Books, Dan McGirt, Dirty Work, Fantasy, Jason Cosmo, Uncategorized

Ahoy there, Loyal Reader! Today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day! What has that to do with a landlubber like Jason Cosmo! Plenty! If you’ve read Dirty Work, then you’ll be knowing it’s stuffed to the bilges with pirates! Here, in honor of the day, is an excerpt. Read the rest of this entry »

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Greetings, Loyal Reader!

Three artists have provided cover illustrations for the Jason Cosmo books published to date. For the U.S. editions, the Jason Cosmo and Royal Chaos covers were painted by noted fantasy artist Richard Hescox. I love these covers! Let’s look at the Jason Cosmo cover:

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30
Aug

Cosmopedia

   Posted by: Dan McGirt   in Books, Dan McGirt, Fantasy, Fiction, Jason Cosmo, Uncategorized

Why a Cosmopedia?

Simple. I love fictional facts. And I’m not the only one. Read the rest of this entry »

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23
Aug

Welcome to the Jason Cosmo Update

   Posted by: Dan McGirt   in Books, Dan McGirt, Fantasy, Fiction, Jason Cosmo, SF

Greetings, Loyal Reader! You’ve found your way to the new and improved Jason Cosmo Update!

This is the place to come for all the latest news about the Jason Cosmo fantasy adventure series.

If you are a longtime Loyal Reader you have already met reluctant hero Jason Cosmo, the sullen wizard Mercury Boltblaster, sultry twins Sapphrina and Rubis, radiant Queen Raella and many other denizens of the Eleven Kingdoms.

If you have not entered the Cosmoverse before–despair not! You’ve arrived just in time. Read the rest of this entry »

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